February 2012
“Forgive your enemies but never forget their names.”
– JFK
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the-eccentric:
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mrjones91 replied to your post: mrjones91 replied to your post: Reasons why…
I looked for it… I saw a pic or two… luckily my tolerance for nasty things is higher than it used to be
I mean for someone who laughed during 2 girls 1 cup I almost got PTSD from Blue Waffle lol.
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mrjones91 replied to your post: Reasons why circumcision is widespread number 1
… this is what you’re doing with your night? lol
Haha. Well last year my school did a play where Smegma was in a line so…the student co-director looked it up. And told me during a meal. And…someone posted the word and it came up and just oh god just oh god. DON’T GOOGLE IT.
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So I just saw something and it pissed me off
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unfriendlyatheist:
Surprise, surprise.
Someone sent atheistme this ask:
I am autistic, have severe anxiety, and a sensory disorder. You know what I always found kinda funny? Mentally challenged people are not offended by the word “retarded” because it’s not even a word for us. Only able people are ever offended by the worded retarded, or insane, etc. Just like my gay...
All of my friends think I'm a lesbian.
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friendlysoviet:
There is actually a term for it: “Beards.”
I always assumed that one person had to be straight for “beard” to be used. Oh well.
A beard is a female friend of a gay man who he is always seen with. He wears her as you would wear a beard so that people assume he is homosexual.
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Reasons why circumcision is widespread number 1
Smegma
I lost an eBay auction for a Playstation 1 and...
;_; why did I fall asleeP?
(U.S. History in the year 3012)
Teacher: Ok class, for your homework you need to write a report on one of the Presidents from the past century.
Student: Nope.
Teacher: I beg your pardon?
Student: Those presidents don't count.
Teacher: What do you mean "they don't count"?
Student: Only the ORIGINAL 151 presidents count. The rest aren't even real presidents.
Teacher: But the presidents in the past decade alone have contributed so mu-
Student: 151 or none.
New to tumblr... kind of. Not really.
paratusojosinvisibles:
So last night i was at my boyfriends doing some work, and i took a tumblr break. As i was scrolling through my dashboard, he commented “there are a lot of naked girls/girls in their underwear on tumblr” I agreed, and moved on.
Today he has re-activated his tumblr.
coincidence?
I think not.
=D
FIRING UP MY ROFLCOPTER
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama
(via bronx-beat)
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crunchberrymessiah replied to your post: Also is no one else in the fandom but my roommate and I realizing these aren’t new trolls
well they’re displayed like actual trolls not the…stylized ancestory thing of before. Idk if Cerulean girl is mindfang though…doesn’t seem pirate-y enough?
Okay so this is the Alpha of...
I absolutely can't stand when people fish for...
roomnumber203:
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amidstthebloodshed:
Grow up.
I can’t stand when people fish. Period.
I can’t stand fish.
I can’t stand.
I can.
Can.
CA.
C.
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crunchberrymessiah:
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crunchberrymessiah replied to your post: Also is no one else in the fandom but my roommate and I realizing these aren’t new trolls
well they’re displayed like actual trolls not the…stylized ancestory thing of before. Idk if Cerulean girl is mindfang though…doesn’t seem pirate-y enough?
Okay so this is the Alpha of the kids
and the Beta of the kids...
meperson:
crunchberrymessiah replied to your post: Also is no one else in the fandom but my roommate and I realizing these aren’t new trolls
well they’re displayed like actual trolls not the…stylized ancestory thing of before. Idk if Cerulean girl is mindfang though…doesn’t seem pirate-y enough?
Okay so this is the Alpha of the kids
and the Beta of the kids got the Alpha of the trolls
so it...
I need a browser extension that shakes my screen...
“CG: YEAH WELL I HATE YOU WAY MORE THAN I HATE MYSELF, AND THAT’S FUCKING...”
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leaf-stone replied to your post: Today a girl I spent most of last year in love with slapping me in the face a lot with a still packaged pad.
o__O
It was still packaged but…she thinks it’s weird that feminine products/menstration are not things I wish to think about.
Today a girl I spent most of last year in love...
I just wanted to eat my delicious waffle fries covered in cheese…
you know who would have made a great American...
iheartrogues:
fwips:
Hey Sherlock, get over here, man.
I found some
Fresh Prints.
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute, just hold my Glock
I’ll tell you how I became the friend of a man named Sherlock
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absurdreasoning:
youtube comments are where proper thinking goes to die a slow, painful, horrible death
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mom: you didn't do the dishes?
mom: you didn't take out the trash?
mom: you took a nap?
mom: you are fucking out of control.
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socialjusticeally:
tuuli:
There’s apparently a blog called Social Justice Sally. It seems to be making fun of social justice bloggers and is ableist among other things. Can I make a difference by sitting on my arse? I hope so, because that’s the only way I know how to do it. People don’t always have the time, money, physical or mental ability, social/political connections, to do activism in...
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“Jesus is like the world’s biggest cock-block for us gays”
– my best friend
Someone make a gif or image of me with a silly...
I’m too lazy to keep typing it :P