January 2012
jennamonstrrr asked: WHAT IS YOUR SHOE SIZE
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In honor of the new year, ask me anything you... →
-finitedreamer replied to your post: -finitedreamer replied to your post: I’m giving up…
Oh alright then :P
I realized that it would be the ultimate troll to do so but I’m tired of being so successful in my trolling that people take me seriously and it has serious repercussions on my private/social/romantic life.
I learned a golden rule to live by in 2011:
If you plan on sleeping...
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-finitedreamer replied to your post: I’m giving up trolling for 2012.
THIS IN ITSELF IS A TROLL
Nope.
I'm giving up trolling for 2012.
So just know that I’m being super genuine in everything I post.
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I just moaned at Chris Martin performing on TV and...
saxuallyactive:
Yup
For valid reasons. Chris Martin is terrible.
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briggs-and-shit:
Wow, we suck at updating this blog. No worries, guys, we’re on it.
IT’S THE HOLIDAYS AND I’M WRITING A PLAY.
So storytime for yall
So this takes place when I was home for thanksgiving break. Mother says I need to meet more girls so I went to a bar with some friends. Now I figured it’d be like bars I see on tv or movies when people talk about things that are worth discussing.
I forgot I live in Northwest Ohio because all anyone spoke of was the fucking Browns. If you don’t follow football you should know that for...
stripitdown:
the 1960s had the beatles
the 2010s has homestuck
I think we know which one will stand the test of time.
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lotocoti replied to your post: meperson replied to your post: lotocoti replied…
>”brilliant” >directed a movie with Zooey Deschanel in it If you say so… :P
I’ve gotten 5 drinks thrown in my face because of her shitty acting/band.
The more you know.
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meperson replied to your post: lotocoti replied to your post: Zooey Deschanel…
Hey, I’m a woman and I think those kinds of scenes are awkward…even from actresses I don’t hate as much as that one.
Then you clearly aren’t a real woman and need to be liberated more.
lotocoti replied to your post: lotocoti replied to your post: Zooey Deschanel…
Ah, now I gotcha. I just… I’m...
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lotocoti replied to your post: Zooey Deschanel taking a pregnancy test on a toilet.
wait what
The movie Our Idiot Brother, one shot was her on a toiler with her leggings/panties down and she picks up a test and sticks it in there and we hear peeing.
How artistic. (Probably going to get unfollowed for being uncomfortable with this. (like that time I was uncomfortable with women openly discussing...
Zooey Deschanel taking a pregnancy test on a...
I wonder why it was necessary to show her shoving it up there?
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Have a fun anecdote, tumblr.
So…keep two things in mind with this story.
I’m 21.5
This is the same woman who berates me for anti-social tendencies and attachment issues/not sleeping with any girl who says “hey” to me.
So every time we watch a movie and there’s the slightest innuendo (be it sexual or drug or otherwise) such as this line in My Idiot Brother in which a character refers to having...
Reblog this if you'd hang out with your Tumblr...
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT GATE AND RUN AT EACH OTHER IN SLOW MOTION ARMS WIDE OPEN
WHILE “AT LAST” PLAYS OVER THE PA SYSTEM
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December 2011
Oh my god the meeting between the humans and the...
The humans are out-trolling the trolls :D
JOHN: i mean, the guy is really angry, and says fuck like in practically every sentence.
JOHN: but he does weirdly seem to know what he's talking about when it comes to romance.
If you were to ask me who ruins New Year's Eve...
I’d answer “My mother, that’s who.”
Reblog with your computer/laptop's name
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Tony
TARDIS
Sherlock aww yee
……Rainbow Dash
Ursula.
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((Jack. … It’s RED, sue me. ;u; ))
[[mister_data
I...
kgrw:
God isn’t dead
NIETZSCHE WAS WRONG
I mean sure, God was dead
but he came back
three days later
Jeez guys haven’t you even read the Bible
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misscaptainamerica:
canadian horror story in which most of the people are dead and they have a pet moose eh
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lotocoti:
you fucking people make me sick: I wonder what happens when Tumblr users go out in the real world…
stripitdown:
wingsunfolding:
communismkills:
And they realize the majority of people are center-right conservatives who view communism and socialism negatively, think there are only two genders, have no idea what “ableism” is, would laugh at anyone who tells them “my...
“What?! You don’t like Dubstep!? Everyone loves some good ‘ol Dubstep...”
– A girl on a disastrous date. You can bet your ass I didn’t call her back.
Send me some homestuck FMKs, please
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meperson replied to your post: meperson replied to your post: I’d get a homestuck…
ALSO you can punch people who call the Cancer sign “69’ing” through the gut because those people don’t deserve to live. I decided.
I dunno. I’m super hypocritical to say this (I’m the epitome of a cancer male) but I wouldn’t want people to think I’m into the zodiac because...
Instant fun
Hey mom let me tell you about this story called Homestuck
I’m like Karkat
“JESUS MOTHER OF GOD WHY IS MY SON READING THIS INSTEAD OF OUT GETTING LAID?”
You mean Jegus mom?
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meperson replied to your post: meperson replied to your post: I’d get a homestuck…
Well, the Sufferer’s sign is Karkat’s sign, and the Sufferer also preached that blood color didn’t matter, there was once a time - and could be again - where the trolls could be equal. But I also realize that necklaces are less manly.
Oh No I agree with KarkatKhrist’s teachings… (I’m about...
Anonymous asked: 40
53 Questions That You May Not Have Seen Before
Instructions: You should know these by now.
1: What do you put on hotdogs?
2: Do you say "anticlimatic" or "anticlimactic"?
3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping?
4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink?
5: Do you use your parking brake?
6: Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall?
7: Do you know how to play chess?
8: How often do you clean the interior of your car?
9: Do you ever read the last few pages first?
10: Ever fallen in the shower?
11: On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to swear at other drivers?
12: What's the worst thing you've ever called someone you care about?
13: Do you have a Snuggie?
14: Are you allergic to anything?
15: Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
16: How many times do you hit the snooze button before finally getting out of bed?
17: Ever driven away in anger?
18: What's your favourite freezie colour?
19: Are you a vegetarian?
20: Do you have a garbage receptacle beside you? What's on top?
21: Do you cross out your mistakes or erase/whiteout them?
22: Ever torn something up that you instantly knew was too important for such treatment?
23: Do you think that things will get better?
24: Do you have an unpopular opinion? What is it?
25: What's your favourite quote?
26: Did you/are you going to go to prom?
27: What's the most physically painful thing you've ever experienced?
28: What's the most emotionally/mentally painful thing you've ever experienced?
29: Have you ever legitimately saved a person's life?
30: What's your favourite book genre?
31: Did you like "Gigli"? Be honest.
32: Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theatre?
33: Do you peek between your fingers during the scary scenes?
34: What was your reaction to Tatum getting killed whilst stuck in the pet door in Scream?
35: Do dogs like you?
36: Would you say that you project an air of authority?
37: Do people listen when you speak?
38: How are your elbows? Are they okay?
39: What is one thing that you do exceptionally well? Be honest.
40: Do you use torrents?
41: When was the last time you paid for music?
42: Are you addicted to technology?
43: Pick a person (you don't need to give their name). How do you feel about them? Be as honest as you can get yourself to be.
44: Do you check your computer's dictionary for the definition of words you'd otherwise feel confident about using during in-person interactions? Just to be sure?
45: How heavily to you rely on spellcheck and autocorrect?
46: Have you ever gotten into an argument on the internet? Did you win?
47: Do you pause movies/TV shows if you have to go to the bathroom or the kitchen, or do you just let them keep playing?
48: If you use a regular alarm clock, do you have it set to music or that obnoxious beeping?
49: Peter Pan?
50: How often do you fall up the stairs?
51: Do you pronounce "anti" as ant-eye or ant-ee? (Example: "That scene was very anticlimactic.")
52: Do you pronounce "via" as vee-uh or vie-uh? (Example: "We can get there via Tremont Street.")
53: How often do you forget to close your parentheses?
Please ask as many as you want anon or not. I need distraction right now
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meperson replied to your post: meperson replied to your post: yay no missing e…
…I meant the Homestuck music.
xD I liked the music in the background but…when I was getting to the parts that had music..well I read homestuck at night and my neighbors in the dorm next to me are such fucking assholes that like even if it’s my headphones they’ll knock on the wall and tell me...